Are They Truly That Stupid?

Current mood: bitchy

1. When she takes a couple Tylenol you should never ask “Are you sure you don’t want some Midol?”

2. “How long does the PMS thing last?”

3. “Didn’t those jeans fit last week?”

4. “Have a happy period!” Fuck you Always brand!! That is the fucking worst tag line for female products ever!! Fire that male window licker advertising agency!!

5. “Aren’t you over reacting just a little bit?”

6. “Will you be getting out of bed today or should I bring the laundry in here for you to sort and fold?”

7. “Will you bring me a beer and make me something to eat?” Get your lazy ass up and get your own damn beer and make yourself something to eat!! Don’t choke on that Hormel canned tamale you bastard!!

8. “Somebody ate their bitch flakes for breakfast, huh?”

9. “Are you sure you want to eat the entire chocolate cake?”

10. “Since we can’t have sex, how about a bl*wjob?”

Do you have more to add to this list???

On the left is Vice President Joe Biden, on the right is comic ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s character Walter who, like Biden, speaks his mind. That’s the only reason I like Biden. He opens his mouth and reveals much of what Obama wants everyone *not* to notice.

According to Dunham’s website:

Walter…a nice man? Doesn’t look like it. Happy with life and those around him? Probably not! Almost scary? Almost. Funny? As hell. Walter is a curmudgeon. He’s opinionated, sarcastic and he’s got a mind of his own. And don’t think for a moment that he cares about his popularity…

I think that sounds like Biden as well.

You decide.

The BlacKnight

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Thanks to Deengineer

This is from hotair.com’s green room posted at 1:05 pm on June 11, 2009 by dougpowers and it is so true! Read the entire context and feedback at http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/06/11/new-miranda-rights-issued-for-terror-suspects/

1. You have the right to remain salient.

2. Anything you say can and will be used against the people who took you into custody.

3. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning of Dick Cheney and the CIA.

4. If you cannot afford an attorney, the people you’re accused of trying to kill will pick up the tab. Just remember, if you’re released and eventually kill them, there might not be anybody to pay for your attorney the next time.

5. If you’re taken to the U.S., you have the right to sue big tobacco while you’re there.

6. You have a right to irony, such as being placed under the protection of the U.S. Constitution against your will by people who claim to loathe forcing the American way of life on people in other countries.

7. You have the right tell CNN that Nancy Pelosi didn’t know anything about waterboarding.

8. You have the right to consider being read these rights “torture,” and if so you will be allowed to seek asylum at either Amnesty International or in Janeane Garofalo’s basement.

9. Do you understand and agree with these rights? Because if you don’t, we’ll give you a pen and you can cross out the parts you don’t like or add rights you think we should have included.

10. With these rights in mind, are you willing to speak with former President Jimmy Carter and Rep. John Murtha about the charges against the people who captured you?

So I said to him,
“Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, and you ain’t Abe Lincoln.”

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
–Abraham Lincoln

Thanks Patti!