Are They Truly That Stupid?

Not like anyone would care anyway, but THIS is an Obama conspiracy theory that I can get behind. Over the weekend, rumors hit the World Wide Web of Misinformation that Obama appeared in the video for the TAG TEAM song “Whoomp! (There It Is)” back in 1993.

One minute and one second into the video, you see a light-skinned black guy wearing gold rings and a Compton hat, talking on an old-school cell phone. The guy is wearing sunglasses but smiles at the camera and he looks an awful lot like Barack Obama. And, since Obama has talked about how he’s a hip-hop fan, it’s not TOTALLY out of the question that he once was an extra in a video.

Some people think it doesn’t add up that it’s Obama. in ‘93, Obama was a Harvard Law School graduate and a 31-year-old community activist in Chicago, probably NOT hanging around rap video shoots in Atlanta. Also, most people who claim it’s Obama have made that call by looking at the low-resolution YouTube video. Others say if you look at a high-quality screenshot from the “Whoomp (There It Is)” video, the guy looks a lot less like Obama.

Personally I think it’s Barack Obama. Yes, he was a Harvard grad and community activist. But being the narcissist that he is, don’t think for a moment that he wouldn’t hop on a plane and head for Atlanta to be in a video.

Remember there’s a 17 year difference as you examine the two photos.

THAT IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!

And just for grins…

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park."… See More

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. “Embalming.”

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Current mood: bitchy

1. When she takes a couple Tylenol you should never ask “Are you sure you don’t want some Midol?”

2. “How long does the PMS thing last?”

3. “Didn’t those jeans fit last week?”

4. “Have a happy period!” Fuck you Always brand!! That is the fucking worst tag line for female products ever!! Fire that male window licker advertising agency!!

5. “Aren’t you over reacting just a little bit?”

6. “Will you be getting out of bed today or should I bring the laundry in here for you to sort and fold?”

7. “Will you bring me a beer and make me something to eat?” Get your lazy ass up and get your own damn beer and make yourself something to eat!! Don’t choke on that Hormel canned tamale you bastard!!

8. “Somebody ate their bitch flakes for breakfast, huh?”

9. “Are you sure you want to eat the entire chocolate cake?”

10. “Since we can’t have sex, how about a bl*wjob?”

Do you have more to add to this list???

On the left is Vice President Joe Biden, on the right is comic ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s character Walter who, like Biden, speaks his mind. That’s the only reason I like Biden. He opens his mouth and reveals much of what Obama wants everyone *not* to notice.

According to Dunham’s website:

Walter…a nice man? Doesn’t look like it. Happy with life and those around him? Probably not! Almost scary? Almost. Funny? As hell. Walter is a curmudgeon. He’s opinionated, sarcastic and he’s got a mind of his own. And don’t think for a moment that he cares about his popularity…

I think that sounds like Biden as well.

You decide.

The BlacKnight