My Island is a place where no stupid people can live. It is inhabited only by those people who demonstrate an ability to reason logically. The other people on my island fall into the category of those who are generally intelligent but sometimes amusing.
Such a person is my wife. I truly believe she is a genius, but sometimes she’s just not that smart! Once, when we were looking at vacation destinations, she was rattling off a bunch of European countries. When she got to England I commented that I enjoy traveling to places where I speak the language. After replying that she was unaware I spoke a second language, she nonchalantly asked what language they speak in London. Yep! Pure genius. But not always that smart!
My purpose for this site is not to offend anyone, but I really don’t care if I do. The only ones offended will be those small-minded people who are unwilling to hear the truth, only wanting their ears tickled with good news. These people will never be invited to live on my island, so I don’t give a rat’s rip about them anyway.
For those who seek the truth and enjoy hearing about people doing and saying stupid things, and generally trying to pull the wool over our eyes: Welcome. Feel free to register and post your comments. But if I reply with a witty retort, you may not get mad or you’ll be banished from the Island!
