Current mood: bitchy 
1. When she takes a couple Tylenol you should never ask “Are you sure you don’t want some Midol?”
2. “How long does the PMS thing last?”
3. “Didn’t those jeans fit last week?”
4. “Have a happy period!” Fuck you Always brand!! That is the fucking 
worst tag line for female products ever!! Fire that male window licker advertising agency!!
5. “Aren’t you over reacting just a little bit?”
6. “Will you be getting out of bed today or should I bring the laundry in here for you to sort and fold?”
7. “Will you bring me a beer and make me something to eat?” Get your lazy ass up and get your own damn beer and make yourself something to eat!! Don’t choke on that Hormel canned tamale you bastard!!
8. “Somebody ate their bitch flakes for breakfast, huh?”
9. “Are you sure you want to eat the entire chocolate cake?”
10. “Since we can’t have sex, how about a bl*wjob?”
Do you have more to add to this list???
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