This is from hotair.com’s green room posted at 1:05 pm on June 11, 2009 by dougpowers and it is so true! Read the entire context and feedback at http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/06/11/new-miranda-rights-issued-for-terror-suspects/
1. You have the right to remain salient.
2. Anything you say can and will be used against the people who took you into custody.
3. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning of Dick Cheney and the CIA.
4. If you cannot afford an attorney, the people you’re accused of trying to kill will pick up the tab. Just remember, if you’re released and eventually kill them, there might not be anybody to pay for your attorney the next time.
5. If you’re taken to the U.S., you have the right to sue big tobacco while you’re there.
6. You have a right to irony, such as being placed under the protection of the U.S. Constitution against your will by people who claim to loathe forcing the American way of life on people in other countries.
7. You have the right tell CNN that Nancy Pelosi didn’t know anything about waterboarding.
8. You have the right to consider being read these rights “torture,” and if so you will be allowed to seek asylum at either Amnesty International or in Janeane Garofalo’s basement.
9. Do you understand and agree with these rights? Because if you don’t, we’ll give you a pen and you can cross out the parts you don’t like or add rights you think we should have included.
10. With these rights in mind, are you willing to speak with former President Jimmy Carter and Rep. John Murtha about the charges against the people who captured you?
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