Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house by next weekend.”
Second guy: “That is nothing. I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.”
Third guy: “Man! You both have it so easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continued to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy hadn’t said a word, they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy said: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a slap on her rear and asked her: ‘Fishing or sex?’ She said ‘Wear sun-block.’”
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